I’m terrified of the ocean but I love what inhabits it
I don’t know what this thing is but it can probably kill you in at least six horrible ways.
It’s a Spanish Dancer!! :D It’s a type of sea slug that eats poisonous animals for breakfast and then absorbs their toxic power for itself. Their badass menu includes sea sponges and Portugese Man-O-Wars.
I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
"I’ll just leave that there"
damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there
You are not a burden.
You are not a bother.
You enhance the lives of others.
People smile, not groan, when you text them.